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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Oskar-isms

If the old adage is true, then I'm brilliantly fortunate to be tied to my slobbering chocolate lab.

Usually mellow, sometimes deliriously happy and always exuberantly inquisitive -- his days are filled with a magical slow-ness that, I suspect, must lead to hourly epiphanies.

A few slivers:

  1. Anything can be a toy -- including aluminum foil and athletic socks.
  2. If all else fails, bark loudly.
  3. Adding little, black bows to your attire works miracles with the ladies.
  4. When in doubt, help out. A little white paint only adds sparkle to your appearance.
  5. Hog the couch -- it's generally worth it.
  6. Make sure you have a comfy bed.
  7. If not -- it's OK to share with others.
  8. Act super-excited for everyone that walks through the door.
  9. Even if they've only been gone one minute.
  10. Little luxuries are worth it -- especially if they're smoked.

On the menu: Casa Bianca.

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