- Little, plastic dinosaurs are more compelling than people.
- The best way to eat pizza is to shove the entire crust into your mouth, then wait a couple of minutes before attempting to swallow.
- Apple juice tastes way better from a juice box.
- A chef's uniform complete with plastic pots and pans is your favorite present.
- Wasps and bees are fascinating.
- You know exactly which kitchen drawer is hiding the screwdriver.
- You're really good at clutching a trapeze and not letting go.
- The top of your head emanates solar energy.
- You like to wave your hands and stomp your feet on your birthday.
- You get a blue, big-boy bed and un-baby haircut.
Appealing, isn't it? Why are you still sitting there? You're late for your meeting.
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