Two-and-a-half million people cannot live without their BlackBerry. These "crack-berry-heads" (blame the LA Times for that one), are functionally impaired without their plastic best friend. From grocery shopping to Saturday beach days and sushi nights -- the little device is toted, trusted and transported.
Fitting, then, that I'm about to fly far, far away. To a land of fresh fish, Campari & Tonic and pre-dinner cheese plates.
The only thing I plan on staring at are golf balls and books.
And possibly a 10pm-sunset or two.
So, be nice. Back just in time for the fireworks.