... hungry: there's mushroom-and-pepper pizza in the freezer. It's right next to the frozen chili and the left-over barbecued ribs.
... thirsty: we may still have some secret Pacificos stashed behind the plastic bowl in the cabinet below the fancy toaster.
... antsy: Oskar's your buddy. If you time it just so you won't even need to bring a plastic bag -- just coax him right by the dumpster next to the barber shop.
... sleepy: try my pillow. It's tried-and-true and completely conducive to magical rest.
Back in a flash. Just in time for a deliciously lazy Sunday afternoon.