Instead: vacation here. Now. Immediately. If you're confusingly impaired, select one of these pre-made itineraries. Magical moments guaranteed.
- Lazy, lovely pool-side weekend. Comfy lounges and pina coladas are definite pluses. But anything garnished with orange slices or cherries will do just fine.
- Cab it. Transform a regular middle-of-the-week-night into an immediate mini-get-away. Dine, drink and devour.
- Pour your favorite red. Make easy-as-pie lasagna. If you add enough oregano & garlic you might trick yourself into thinking you're in Italy.
Never let a day go by without fun. Even better: sprinkle your days with fakey-vacations. It's deliciously addictive.